I have always thought that bottled water is mostly a complete rip-off (excepting those times you’re away from civilization and need to carry your water with you.) Yes, yes, let’s charge exhorbitant amounts of money for a natural resource that covers 2/3 of the planet!
But I was wrong. In fact, compared to something I saw in the grocery store yesterday, bottled water is completely sensible and worth the money.
Canned air. Big Ox brand oxygen, available at your local grocery store. You laughed at Space Balls’ Mel Brooks sniffing on Peri-Air ("canned fresh from Druidia"). Well, laugh no more, because it’s a reality.
Ridiculous.
